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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!
Tree Jokes
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Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!
Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling green!
Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!
Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log in.
Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?
A: By its bark!
Q: What did the little tree say to the big tree?
A: Leaf me alone!
Q: Did you hear the one about the oak tree?
A: It's a corn-y one!
Q: Why did the pine tree get into trouble?
A: Because it was being knotty
Q: What did the tree do when the bank closed?
A: It started a new branch
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Kid's Poll |
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Which of these cities would you most like to visit on vacation?
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Joke of the Day |
Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?
A: Bless you!
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Today In History |
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Who was born on this day:
1952 Mr. T (Actor)
1981 Josh Hamilton (Baseball player)
What happened today in history:
1881 The American Red Cross is established by Clara Barton.
1927 Charles Lindbergh completes the first solo nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean.
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