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Nature Jokes

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Check out these special nature joke categories for more nature jokes for kids:

Here is the list of the rest of our Nature jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:



Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves.

Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!

Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?
A: Give me a ring sometime.

Q: What did the big flower say to the small flower?
A: What's up Bud.

Q: Where does seaweed go to look for a job?
A: The kelp wanted section.

Q: When is the moon the heaviest?
A: When it's full!

Q: What type of songs do the planets sing?
A: Nep-tunes!

Q: What kind of flower grows on your face?
A: Tulips!

Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Microwaves!

Q: What do you call an attractive volcano?
A: Lava-ble!

Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower?
A: Hey, bud!


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