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Q: What did the tornado say to the sports car?
A: Want to go for a spin!

Q: What kind of shorts to clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear!

Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister!

Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
A: I lava you!

Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!

Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature!

Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!

Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!

Q: What happens when the fog disperses in California?

Q: How hot is it?
A: It's so hot, when I turned on my lawn sprinkler, all I got was steam!

Q: Who does everyone listen to, but no one believes?
A: The weatherman

Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back

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