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Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A: Swimming trunks!

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!

Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling green!

Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!

Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A: A palm tree!

Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log in.

Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?
A: By its bark!

Q: What did the little tree say to the big tree?
A: Leaf me alone!

Q: Did you hear the one about the oak tree?
A: It's a corn-y one!

Q: Why did the pine tree get into trouble?
A: Because it was being knotty

Q: What did the tree do when the bank closed?
A: It started a new branch

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