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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!
Rabbit Jokes
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Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.
Q: What is a bunny's motto?
A: Don't be mad, be hoppy!
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your?eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon!
Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
A: Bugs bunny
Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line
Q: What do you call a rabbit who is angry over gettting burnt?
A: A hot cross bunny
Q: How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
A: Look for the grey hares
Q: Why are rabbits so lucky?
A: They have four rabbit's feet?
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Kid's Poll |
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Which of these cities would you most like to visit on vacation?
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Joke of the Day |
Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?
A: Bless you!
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Today In History |
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Who was born on this day:
1952 Mr. T (Actor)
1981 Josh Hamilton (Baseball player)
What happened today in history:
1881 The American Red Cross is established by Clara Barton.
1927 Charles Lindbergh completes the first solo nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean.
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