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Check out these special animal joke categories for more animal jokes for kids:

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Here is the list of the rest of our animal jokes, puns, and riddles. Clean and fun for all.:

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.

Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!

Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
A: An udder failure.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court!

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch!

Q: Why did the snake cross the road?
A: To get to the other ssssssside!

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.

Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A: A milk dud!

Q: When is a well dressed lion like a weed?
A: When he's a dandelion (dandy lion)

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: Pleased to eat you.

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!

Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish!

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A: Because it has its own scales!

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show everyone he wasn't chicken!

Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

Q: What animals are on legal documents?
A: Seals!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A pie-thon!

Q: What is 'out of bounds'?
A: An exhausted kangaroo!

Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?
A: Bison!

Q: Why didn't the boy believe the tiger?
A: He thought it was a lion!

Q: How do bees get to school?
A: By school buzz!

Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?
A: B!

Q: What animal has more lives than a cat?
A: Frogs, they croak every night!

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