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Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the dog!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!

Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!

Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs.

Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!

Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!

Q: What do you call a dog that is left handed?
A: A south paw!

Q: What did one flea say to the other?
A: Should we walk or take a dog?

Q: What type of markets do dogs avoid?
A: Flea markets!

Q: What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
A: Well, doggone!

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