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Q: A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible?
A: The horse's name was Friday.
Q: Why did the pony have to gargle?
A: Because it was a little horse!
Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
A: Why the long face?
Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!
Q: When does a horse talk?
A: Whinney wants to!
Q: What's the best way to lead a horse to water?
A: With lots of apples and carrots!
Q: What disease was the horse scared of getting?
A: Hay fever!
Q: How long should a horse's legs be?
A: Long enough to reach the ground
Q: Which side of the horse has the most hair?
A: The outside!
Q: Why did the man stand behind the horse?
A: He was hoping to get a kick out of it
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