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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!
Elephant Jokes
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Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
A: Time to fix the fence!
Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmellow?
A: So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
Q: What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at a movie?
A: Miss most of the film.
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: Did you ever try to iron one?
Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: Get out of it's way!
Q: What is gray and blue and very big?
A: An elephant holding it's breath!
Q: What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
A: Ten after one!
Q: What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds?
A: Cinderellephant
Q: What was the elephant's favorite sport?
A: Squash
Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
A: You take away its credit cards!
Q: What's the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes?
A: Get out of it's way!
Q: What do you do with a blue elephant?
A: You try and cheer her up
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Kid's Poll |
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Which of these cities would you most like to visit on vacation?
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Joke of the Day |
Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?
A: Bless you!
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Today In History |
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Who was born on this day:
1952 Mr. T (Actor)
1981 Josh Hamilton (Baseball player)
What happened today in history:
1881 The American Red Cross is established by Clara Barton.
1927 Charles Lindbergh completes the first solo nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean.
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