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Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
A: Time to fix the fence!

Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmellow?
A: Because he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.

Q: What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at a movie?
A: Miss most of the film.

Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: Did you ever try to iron one?

Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: Get out of it's way!

Q: What is gray and blue and very big?
A: An elephant holding it's breath!

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