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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!
Duck Jokes
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Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!
Q: What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?
A: A firequacker!
Q: What has fangs and webbed feet?
A: Count Duckula
Q: What was the goal of the detective duck?
A: To quack the case
Q: Why was the duck put into the basketball game?
A: To make a fowl shot!
Q: What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
A: He quacked up!
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Kid's Poll |
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Which of these cities would you most like to visit on vacation?
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Joke of the Day |
Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?
A: Bless you!
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Today In History |
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Who was born on this day:
1952 Mr. T (Actor)
1981 Josh Hamilton (Baseball player)
What happened today in history:
1881 The American Red Cross is established by Clara Barton.
1927 Charles Lindbergh completes the first solo nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean.
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