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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q: What do Santa's elves do after school?
A: Their gnomework!
Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Q: What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night.
Q: What is the fear of Santa Claus called?
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish!
Q: What does Tarzan sing and Christmas?
A: Jungle Bells!
Q: Why does Santa have a garden?
A: So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q: Why did the dog hand up his stocking at Christmas?
A: He was waiting for Santa Paws.
Q: Why is it cold on Christmas?
A: Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrr!
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