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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!! Christmas Jokes Back to Holiday Jokes Home Page Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney? A: "Because it ""soots"" him!" Q: What do Santa's elves do after school? A: Their gnomework! Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes! Q: What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol? A: Silent Night. Q: What is the fear of Santa Claus called? A: Claustrophobia Q: What nationality is Santa Claus? A: North Polish! Q: What does Tarzan sing and Christmas? A: Jungle Bells! Q: Why does Santa have a garden? A: "So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!" Q: Why did the dog hand up his stocking at Christmas? A: He was waiting for Santa Paws. Q: Why is it cold on Christmas? A: Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrr! Check out these special Holiday joke categories for more holiday jokes for kids: Christmas Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes Halloween Jokes Back to Ducksters Home Page

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