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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!

Q: What do Santa's elves do after school?
A: Their gnomework!

Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!

Q: What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night.

Q: What is the fear of Santa Claus called?
A: Claustrophobia

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish!

Q: What does Tarzan sing and Christmas?
A: Jungle Bells!

Q: Why does Santa have a garden?
A: So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!

Q: Why did the dog hand up his stocking at Christmas?
A: He was waiting for Santa Paws.

Q: Why is it cold on Christmas?
A: Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrr!



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