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Check out these special Holiday joke categories for more holiday jokes for kids:

Here is the list of the rest of our Holiday jokes, puns, and riddles. Clean and fun for all.:



Q: What is a cow's favorite day?
A: Moo-years Day!

Q: What do you get a man who has everything for his birthday?
A: A burglar alarm!

Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?
A: Two lips.

Q: What did the light bulb say to her man on Valentine's Day?
A: I wuv you watts and watts.

Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?
A: IHOP!

Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggercise!

Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: Indepen-dance!

Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock

Q: Why is St. Patrick's day most frog's favorite holiday?
A: Because they are already wearing green

Q: Knock Knock, Who's there? Irish. Irish Who?
A: Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!










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