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Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrr-ple

Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid Kit.

Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing' taxi cabs!

Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!

Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!

Q: What song does a cat like best?
A: Three Blind Mice.

Q: What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
A: Catch!

Q: Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
A: To the mewseum

Q: Why did the cat go to medical school?
A: To become a first aid kit

Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk

Q: Have you ever seen a catfish?
A: No. How did he hold the rod and reel?

Q: What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
A: Petsylvania



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