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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!
Nature Jokes
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Check out these special nature joke categories for more nature jokes for kids:
Here is the list of the rest of our Nature jokes, puns, and riddles
for children and kids:
Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves.
Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!
Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?
A: Give me a ring sometime.
Q: What did the big flower say to the small flower?
A: What's up Bud.
Q: Where does seaweed go to look for a job?
A: The kelp wanted section.
Q: When is the moon the heaviest?
A: When it's full!
Q: What type of songs do the planets sing?
A: Nep-tunes!
Q: What kind of flower grows on your face?
A: Tulips!
Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Microwaves!
Q: What do you call an attractive volcano?
A: Lava-ble!
Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower?
A: Hey, bud!
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Kid's Poll |
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Which of these cities would you most like to visit on vacation?
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Joke of the Day |
Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?
A: Bless you!
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Today In History |
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Who was born on this day:
1952 Mr. T (Actor)
1981 Josh Hamilton (Baseball player)
What happened today in history:
1881 The American Red Cross is established by Clara Barton.
1927 Charles Lindbergh completes the first solo nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean.
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