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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!
Holiday Jokes
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Check out these special Holiday joke categories for more holiday jokes for kids:
Here is the list of the rest of our Holiday jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:
Q: What is a cow's favorite day?
A: Moo-years Day!
Q: What do you get a man who has everything for his birthday?
A: A burglar alarm!
Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?
A: Two lips.
Q: What did the light bulb say to her man on Valentine's Day?
A: I wuv you watts and watts.
Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?
A: IHOP!
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggercise!
Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: Indepen-dance!
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock
Q: Why is St. Patrick's day most frog's favorite holiday?
A: Because they are already wearing green
Q: Knock Knock, Who's there? Irish. Irish Who?
A: Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
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Kid's Poll |
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Which of these cities would you most like to visit on vacation?
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Joke of the Day |
Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?
A: Bless you!
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Today In History |
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Who was born on this day:
1952 Mr. T (Actor)
1981 Josh Hamilton (Baseball player)
What happened today in history:
1881 The American Red Cross is established by Clara Barton.
1927 Charles Lindbergh completes the first solo nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean.
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