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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!! School Jokes Back to Jokes for Kids Home Page Check out these special school joke categories for more education jokes for kids: Geography Jokes History Jokes Math Jokes Here is the list of the rest of our school jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids: Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake? A: You crack me up! Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? A: To reach the high notes. Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food! Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus? A: Flying saucers! Q: Why did nose not want to go to school? A: He was tired of getting picked on! Q: How do you get straight A's? A: By using a ruler! Q: What did the pen say to the pencil? A: "So, what's your point!" Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane? A: Because he wanted a higher education! Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom? A: His keys were inside the piano! Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet! Q: What did you learn in school today? A: "Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!" Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? A: Because his class was so bright! Q: What holds the sun up in the sky? A: Sunbeams! Q: What object is king of the classroom? A: The ruler! Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? A: She couldn't control her pupils! Q: When do astronauts eat? A: At launch time! Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? A: Stop going in circles and get to the point! Q: How does the barber cut the moon's hair? A: E-clipse it! Q: What happened when the wheel was invented? A: It caused a revolution! Back to Ducksters Home Page

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