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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!! History Jokes Back to School Jokes Home Page Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? A: Because there were so many knights! Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has reigned there for years! Q: How did the Vikings send secret messages? A: By norse code! Q: Who invented fractions? A: Henry the 1/4th! Q: What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark? A: Floodlights! Q: What did they do at the Boston Tea Party? A: "I don't know, I wasn't invited!" Q: What's purple and 5000 miles long? A: The grape wall of China. Q: What did Mason say to Dixon? A: We've got to draw the line here! Q: Who made King Arthur's round table? A: Sir-Cumference Q: Who built the ark? A: I have Noah idea! Q: Why aren't you doing well in history? A: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born! Q: What did Ceasar say to Cleopatra? A: Toga-ether we can rule the world! Q: Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood. He had to walk 8 miles to school every day! A: "Well, he should have gotten up earlier and caught the schoolbus like everyone else!" Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom! Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? A: The same middle name! Q: What is the fruitiest subject at school? A: "History, because it's full of dates!" Q: Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons? A: Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train! Q: "When a knight was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?" A: Rust in peace! Q: How was the Roman Empire cut in half? A: With a pair of Caesars! Check out these special School joke categories for more occupational jokes for kids: History Jokes Geography Jokes Math Jokes Back to Ducksters Home Page

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