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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!
Dentist Jokes
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Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: Thar's gold in them fills!
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!
Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-Hurty!
Q: What does a dentist do during an earthquake?
A: She braces herself!
Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving?
A: Fill me in when you get back
Q: What is a dentist's favorite animal?
A: A molar bear!
Q: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
A: I don't know, the dentist kept it.
Q: What did the dentist get for an award?
A: A little plaque
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Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?
A: Bless you!
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Today In History |
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Who was born on this day:
1952 Mr. T (Actor)
1981 Josh Hamilton (Baseball player)
What happened today in history:
1881 The American Red Cross is established by Clara Barton.
1927 Charles Lindbergh completes the first solo nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean.
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