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Check out these special occupation and job joke categories for more job jokes for kids:

Here is the list of the rest of our work jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:


Q: What do you call an underwater spy?
A: James Pond!

Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
A: He heard someone had stolen a base!

Q: Why did the book join the police?
A: He wanted to go undercover!

Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue

Q: What kind of car does a farmer drive?
A: A cornvertable!

Q: What do you call a flying police officer?
A: A helicopper!

Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
A: With cabbage patches!

Q: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
A: So he could loaf around!

Q: Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
A: It was too heavy to carry!

Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.


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