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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!
Riddles
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Here is the list of fun riddles
for children and kids:
Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet?
A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters?
A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water?
A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ?
A: David!
Q: If you were in a race and passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in?
A: 2nd place!
Q: What is the center of gravity?
A: The letter V!
Q: What English word has three consecutive double letters?
A: Bookkeeper
Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A: A penny!
Q: The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many T's in that?
A: There are 2 T's in THAT!
Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age!
Q: What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A: A hole!
Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All of them!
Q: Can you spell rotted with two letters?
A: DK (decay)
Q: How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
A: One! After that it's not empty.
Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!
Q: Does your shirt have holes in it?
A: No, then how did you put it on?
Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!
Q: When does a cart come before a horse?
A: In the dictionary!
Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge!
Q: What has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place?
A: A clock!
Q: Where does success come before work?
A: In the dictionary!
Q: What breaks when you say it?
A: Silence!
Q: How many peas are there in a pint?
A: There is one 'P' in a 'pint'.
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Kid's Poll |
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Which of these cities would you most like to visit on vacation?
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Joke of the Day |
Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?
A: Bless you!
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Today In History |
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Who was born on this day:
1952 Mr. T (Actor)
1981 Josh Hamilton (Baseball player)
What happened today in history:
1881 The American Red Cross is established by Clara Barton.
1927 Charles Lindbergh completes the first solo nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean.
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