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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!

Music Jokes

Here is the list of musical jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:

Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying Bach, Bach!

Q: Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
A: Because she broke the record!

Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music!

Q: What makes music on your head?
A: A head band!

Q: What part of the turkey is musical?
A: The drumstick!

Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish!

Q: What has forty feet and sings?
A: The school choir!

Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
A: She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Get better grades in school
Make a school sport team
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Learn a musical instrument
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