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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!! Knock-Knock Jokes Back to Jokes for Kids Home Page Here is the list of knock knock jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids: Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Ashe……Ashe who?" A: Bless you! Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Nobel……Nobel who?" A: "No bell, that's why I knocked!" Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Leaf……Leaf who?" A: Leaf me alone! Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..lettuce……lettuce who?" A: Lettuce in and you'll find out! Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Aaron……Aaron who? A: Why Aaron you opening the door? Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Tank……Tank Who?" A: You're welcome! Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Hawaii……Hawaii who?" A: "I'm fine, Hawaii you?" Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Orange……Orange who?" A: Orange you even going to open the door! Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Gray Z……Gray Z who? A: Gray Z. mixed up kid. Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Who……Who Who?" A: Is there an owl in there? Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Anita……Anita who?" A: Anita to borrow a pencil. Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Woo……Woo who?" A: "Don't get so excited, it's just a joke." Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..figs……Figs who?" A: "Figs the doorbell, it's broken!" Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Alice……Alice who? A: Alice fair in love and war. Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Annie……Annie Who?" A: "Annie thing you can do, I can do better." Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Yukon……Yukon who? A: Yukon say that again! Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Boo……Boo Who?" A: Well you don't have to cry about it. Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Theodore……Theodore who?" A: Theodore is stuck and it won't open! Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Cher……Cher who? A: Cher would be nice if you opened the door! Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Amos……Amos who?" A: A mosquito bit me! Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Police……Police Who?" A: "Police let us in, it's cold out here!" Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Amarillo……Amarillo who? A: Amarillo nice guy. Back to Ducksters Home Page

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