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Knock Knock Jokes

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Here is the list of knock knock jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:



Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?
A: Bless you!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Nobel----Nobel who?
A: No bell, that's why I knocked!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Leaf----Leaf who?
A: Leaf me alone!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----lettuce----lettuce who?
A: Lettuce in and you'll find out!

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Aaron----Aaron who?
A: Why Aaron you opening the door?

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Tank----Tank Who?
A: You're welcome!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Hawaii----Hawaii who?
A: I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Orange----Orange who?
A: Orange you even going to open the door!

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Gray Z----Gray Z who?
A: Gray Z mixed up kid.

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Who----Who Who?
A: Is there an owl in there?

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Anita----Anita who?
A: Anita to borrow a pencil.

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Woo----Woo who?
A: Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Figs----Figs who?
A: Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Alice----Alice who?
A: Alice fair in love and war.

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Annie----Annie Who?
A: Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Yukon----Yukon who?
A: Yukon say that again!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Boo----Boo Who?
A: Well you don't have to cry about it.

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Theodore----Theodore who?
A: Theodore is stuck and it won't open!

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Cher----Cher who?
A: Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Amos----Amos who?
A: A mosquito bit me!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Police----Police Who?
A: Police let us in, it's cold out here!

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Amarillo----Amarillo who?
A: Amarillo nice guy.


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