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Here is the list of fun riddles for children and kids:

Cartoon Riddle Joke
Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet?
A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters?
A: IC (icy)

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water?
A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ?
A: David!

Q: If you were in a race and passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in?
A: 2nd place!

Q: What is the center of gravity?
A: The letter V!

Q: What English word has three consecutive double letters?
A: Bookkeeper

Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A: A penny!

Q: The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many T's in that?
A: There are 2 T's in THAT!

Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age!

Q: What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A: A hole!

Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All of them!

Q: Can you spell rotted with two letters?
A: DK (decay)

Q: How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
A: One! After that it's not empty.

Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!

Q: Does your shirt have holes in it?
A: No, then how did you put it on?

Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!

Q: When does a cart come before a horse?
A: In the dictionary!

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge!

Q: What has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place?
A: A clock!

Q: Where does success come before work?
A: In the dictionary!

Q: What breaks when you say it?
A: Silence!

Q: How many peas are there in a pint?
A: There is one 'P' in a 'pint'.

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