Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!
Back to JokesHere is the list of musical jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:
Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying Bach, Bach!
Q: Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
A: Because she broke the record!
Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music!
Q: What makes music on your head?
A: A head band!
Q: What part of the turkey is musical?
A: The drumstick!
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish!
Q: What has forty feet and sings?
A: The school choir!
Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
A: She wanted to reach the high notes!
Q: What is the musical part of a snake?
A: The scales!
Q: Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
A: In the piano!
Q: What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A: A moo-sician
Q: What makes pirates such good singers?
A: They can hit the high Cs!
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