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Q: What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water?
A: The Mississippi River
Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A: Florida Keys
Q: What is the smartest state?
A: Alabama, it has four A's and one B.
Q: What stays in the corner, but travels around the world?
A: A stamp!
Q: Where to pencils come from?
Q: What are the Great Plains?
A: The 747, Concorde and F-16!
Q: Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
A: Student: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up!
Q: What is the capital of Alaska?
A: Come on, Juneau this one!
Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!
Q: What city cheats at exams?
Q: What is the capital of Washington?
A: The W!
Q: What did Delaware?
A: Her New Jersey!
Q: What is the fastest country in the world?
Q: Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
A: Student: I didn't even know it was sick!
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