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Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!
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Q: When does a doctor get mad?
A: When he runs out of patients!
Q: Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling all stuffed up!
Q: Why did the doctor lose his temper?
A: Because he didn't have any patients!
Q: Where does a boat go when it's sick?
A: To the dock!
Q: What did on tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!
Q: Patient: Doctor, sometimes I feel like I'm invisible.
A: Doctor: Who said that?
Q: Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth.
A: Get out of my light!
Q: Doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound.
A: Then answer the phone!
Q: What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: I hear the doctor is taking us out tonight!
Q: Did you hear the one about the germ?
A: Never mind, I don't want to spread it around
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He was feeling really crumbie!
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