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Here is the list of fun sports jokes, puns, and riddles. Clean jokes for kids and people of all ages.:
Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quattro sinko.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?
A: Ghoul keeper.
Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she's always running away from the ball.
Q: When is a baby good at basketball?
A: When it's dribbling!
Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?
A: Because he shot the ball.
Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?
A: Because they dunk them!
Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A: A ball hog!
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter!
Q: What's a golfer's favorite letter?
Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!
Q: At what sport to waiters do really well?
A: Tennis, because they can serve so well.
Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: They sit next to the fans.
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: He wanted his quarter back!
Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
A: The players raise a racquet.
Q: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
A: He was perfecting his swing.
Q: Why did the ballerina quit?
A: Because it was tu-tu hard!
Q: How do football players stay cool during the game?
A: They stand close to the fans?
Q: What is an insect's favorite sport?
Q: What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks!
Q: Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
A: Because he just ate and didn't want to swim on a full stomach!
Q: What is the hardest part about skydiving?
A: The ground!
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