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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!
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Check out these special occupation and job joke categories for more job jokes for kids:
Here is the list of the rest of our work jokes, puns, and riddles
for children and kids:
Q: What do you call an underwater spy?
A: James Pond!
Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
A: She heard someone had stolen a base!
Q: Why did the book join the police?
A: He wanted to go undercover!
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue
Q: What kind of card does a farmer drive?
A: A cornvertable!
Q: What do you call a flying police officer?
A: A helicopper!
Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
A: With cabbage patches!
Q: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
A: So he could loaf around!
Q: Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
A: It was too heavy to carry!
Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
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Kid's Poll |
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Which of these cities would you most like to visit on vacation?
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Joke of the Day |
Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?
A: Bless you!
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Today In History |
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Who was born on this day:
1952 Mr. T (Actor)
1981 Josh Hamilton (Baseball player)
What happened today in history:
1881 The American Red Cross is established by Clara Barton.
1927 Charles Lindbergh completes the first solo nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean.
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