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Q: What do you call a single vampire?
A: A bat-chelor.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!

Q: Why are graveyards noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin!

Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse.

Q: What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You sure are Boo-tiful!

Q: Why was the baby ghost sad?
A: He wanted his mummy!

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