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Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!
Halloween Jokes
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Q: What do you call a single vampire?
A: A bat-chelor.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!
Q: Why are graveyards noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin!
Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse.
Q: What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You sure are Boo-tiful!
Q: Why was the baby ghost sad?
A: He wanted his mummy!
Q: What do witches put on their bagels?
A: Scream Cheese
Q: What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie?
A: It was fang-tastic!
Q: Why are vampires tough to get along with?
A: Because they can be pains in the neck!
Q: Do you know how to make a witch itch?
A: You take away the w!
Q: What subject in school is easy for a witch?
A: Spell-ing
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Kid's Poll |
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Which of these cities would you most like to visit on vacation?
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Joke of the Day |
Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?
A: Bless you!
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Today In History |
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Who was born on this day:
1952 Mr. T (Actor)
1981 Josh Hamilton (Baseball player)
What happened today in history:
1881 The American Red Cross is established by Clara Barton.
1927 Charles Lindbergh completes the first solo nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean.
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